I started reading David LaRochelle’s Absolutely, Positively NOT. The main character’s struggle is poignant, and yet, the way the author tells his story is hilarious. Anyway, Steven has a line I can’t resist posting here:
“Mornings would be beautiful if they didn’t happen so early in the day.”
Ha ! Absolutely, positively true. I could never understand people who jump out of bed at sunrise and cheerfully go about their activities. My father in law is like that. Up at 5 am, and whistling all over the house. Wait a minute : my own mother is like that. What is it with these people? Getting out of bed before 8.30, 9 am is torture, and when forced upon people, should be declared a punishable crime.